Tomnambulism

What is Tomnambulism?


1.

Unconsciously hyaving sex with your girlfriend when you're asleep. Named after a Scottish man named 'Tom' who once performed this, alas unreciprocated, act.

'Dude, I got told I Tomnambulised my woman last night. She was none too impressed!'

'Whoa! that's wicked tomnambulism!'

See somnambulism, sleep, shag, knob, texas, chilli, bowl


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