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When your dick is so long you need to use a condom for protection. Not from STD's but from carpet burns and other sharp objects tha..
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A humorous term for toilet paper; a play on the phrase facial tissue
Facial tissue? It's on aisle 7, right beside the asscial tiss..
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Slut - meaning if you inverted a porcupine, there would be a lot sticking in as opposed to sticking out - see Pin Cushion
That broad is..