Tom's Disco Day

What is Tom's Disco Day?


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Brought to you from the makers of Disco Dayand Dave's Disco Day.

This is a Disco Daytaken from your place of work when everyone actually knows your not sick but for some reason just accepts that you're not coming in and does nothing about it.

The evidence of this usually stems from a physical injury sustained over the weekend which allows continued movement and general celebration throughout the weekend but prevents journey to and from your place of work.

The most audacious Disco Dayso far.

Tom did a half marathon on Sunday and tweaked a foot muscle. He made it out on the piss on Sunday evening but hasn't been seen at work since. He must be in a great deal of pain to take a Tom's Disco Day.

See shirk, beer, Steve-o


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