Tomscorpion

What is Tomscorpion?

1.

Giving your love companion the new jersey meathook immediately after eating a bucket of habanera atomic chicken wings without licking, washing or otherwise removing the sauce from your hand.

Friend #1: Dude, last night I tomscorpioned my girl.

Friend #2: Really? Was she into it?

Friend #1: Nope, we broke up. Wanna come over for wings?

See meathook, chicken, alaskan firedragon, texas, thorn, chicken wings
0

Random Words:

Poo Nut
1. It's the balls of shit that form on the hairs on you ass. While walking through the apartment naked, a marble sized poo nut fell f..
Read more
Iheretic
1. A disgustingly large person who defiles the entire female race. iHeretics usually come with a large side of acne antonyms include: orga..
Read more
Meof
1. the noise made by a cross between a cat and a god... also to be shouted randomly meow + woof = meof!! See meow, woof, meof, moef..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free