Tomscorpion

What is Tomscorpion?

1.

Giving your love companion the new jersey meathook immediately after eating a bucket of habanera atomic chicken wings without licking, washing or otherwise removing the sauce from your hand.

Friend #1: Dude, last night I tomscorpioned my girl.

Friend #2: Really? Was she into it?

Friend #1: Nope, we broke up. Wanna come over for wings?

See meathook, chicken, alaskan firedragon, texas, thorn, chicken wings
0

Random Words:

Hookupable
1. A level of attractiveness that a female must meet for someone to hook up with her. She's not bad, I guess she's hookupable. ..
Read more
Bonerkiller
1. When you loose a hard-on Like when your having sex and your mom calls wanting to know your sweater size. See Erika 2. A person/thing..
Read more
Zeller'd
1. to get beyond drunk, being beyond drunk are you gonna get zeller'd tonight? daaam, that fool is sraight up zeller'd! See dr..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free