Tomscorpion

What is Tomscorpion?


1.

Giving your love companion the new jersey meathook immediately after eating a bucket of habanera atomic chicken wings without licking, washing or otherwise removing the sauce from your hand.

Friend #1: Dude, last night I tomscorpioned my girl.

Friend #2: Really? Was she into it?

Friend #1: Nope, we broke up. Wanna come over for wings?

See meathook, chicken, alaskan firedragon, texas, thorn, chicken wings


0

Random Words:

1. Hot girls that use the internet well, and play computer games are said not to exist in real life. To find one is exceptionally hard, and..
1. the essence of perfection achieved by those named Paul. The lower the letter in the alphabet, the less happiness and perfection. fpau..
1. a girl who talks about the same thing over and over; a girl who has an interest in just one thing and finds any reason to insert that in..