Tomscorpion

What is Tomscorpion?


1.

Giving your love companion the new jersey meathook immediately after eating a bucket of habanera atomic chicken wings without licking, washing or otherwise removing the sauce from your hand.

Friend #1: Dude, last night I tomscorpioned my girl.

Friend #2: Really? Was she into it?

Friend #1: Nope, we broke up. Wanna come over for wings?

See meathook, chicken, alaskan firedragon, texas, thorn, chicken wings


81

Random Words:

1. Actor who was on the series Cheers. Was very sexy but now is an old man and isn't attractive anymore. Ted Danson is damn sexy See..
1. A combination of a skank, bitch and hoochie. Used to reference a woman who is a skank ass bitch that dresses like a hoochie. That tri..
1. take a girl and a tennis racket smack her ass with it to make lines. then put syrup on her ass and lick it off. jonny gave sally a belg..