Tomscorpion

What is Tomscorpion?

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Giving your love companion the new jersey meathook immediately after eating a bucket of habanera atomic chicken wings without licking, washing or otherwise removing the sauce from your hand.

Friend #1: Dude, last night I tomscorpioned my girl.

Friend #2: Really? Was she into it?

Friend #1: Nope, we broke up. Wanna come over for wings?

See meathook, chicken, alaskan firedragon, texas, thorn, chicken wings
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