Tomtard

What is Tomtard?


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A correctional facility transportation officer. Tom comes from most transportation officers call signs start with T (phonetic alpabet for the letter T is tom) and tard comes from retard or fucktard

"Tomtard is taking our asses to court today!"

See fucktard, retard, waterhead, police


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