What is Tomtard?
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A correctional facility transportation officer. Tom comes from most transportation officers call signs start with T (phonetic alpabet for the letter T is tom) and tard comes from retard or fucktard
"Tomtard is taking our asses to court today!"
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to describe a beeotch's vagina which is so slack, your plonk wouldn't touch both sides at once
'shagging her was like th..
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A very mild insult, a variation on 'fuck face'.
Give me that, fuck face!..
