What is Tomtard?
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A correctional facility transportation officer. Tom comes from most transportation officers call signs start with T (phonetic alpabet for the letter T is tom) and tard comes from retard or fucktard
"Tomtard is taking our asses to court today!"
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Spending the night with someone and having sexual relations.
Friend: So what did you do last night?
You: I attended a sexual slumber p..
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That little bit on the end after you've 'used the wrong door'
oh look, my todgers got a choccy topping
See todger, behi..
