What is Tomtard?
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A correctional facility transportation officer. Tom comes from most transportation officers call signs start with T (phonetic alpabet for the letter T is tom) and tard comes from retard or fucktard
"Tomtard is taking our asses to court today!"
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Drinking so much that you pass out in bed with another person and you urinate in the bed, getting the other person all wet. Claimed by ..
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When you give a girl a generous dousing of urine, preferably to the face, after sex. R. Kelly's method of choice.
Damn! He tricked..
