What is Tomtard?
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A correctional facility transportation officer. Tom comes from most transportation officers call signs start with T (phonetic alpabet for the letter T is tom) and tard comes from retard or fucktard
"Tomtard is taking our asses to court today!"
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When you jerk off into a condom filling it with your man chowder, making it similar to a water ballon, except it is sans water.
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your mother sez ur grounded so you sneek out to your friends or bf/gfhouse1
" YOUR GROUNDED!" screams my mom " okay bi&q..