Tomtwattery

What is Tomtwattery?


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n. pl. tom·twa·ter·ee

1. Twattish behavior.

2. A act that, on the face of it, sounds silly and trivial, but has a deep twatty undercurrent.

"Hey Mike, i've just let off a firework in the car. I guess you could call this an act of tomtwattery."

"These crisps, or potato chips, are awfully hot considering they are just salted. Oops, this looks like an act of tomtwattery as it looks like Ben has filled the packet with chilli flakes and rat poison. Grrr, Ben!"

See twat, tomfoolery, fool, idiot, twatt, friend, prank, friendly, shithead


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