Ton

What is Ton?


1.

100 - strangely, not 1000 - GB pounds sterling. Or any other currency for that matter.

from cockney dialect.

oi geez, lend us a ton?

See grand, monkey, quid, squid, sterling

2.

The Ton is the village of Tongwynlais, a few miles north of Cardiff, Wales

Question: "where d'yuh live?"

Answer: "In the Ton"

3.

Cockney background (Way of speaking in London), Means One Hundred GBP (pounds)

"Oi mate, lend us a ton"

See Lissy

4.

A reference to the band Type O Negative, similar to N.I.N. or NIN being a reference to Nine Inch Nails.

Among my favorite bands are: Rammstein, NIN, TON, VNV...

See band

5.

a hundred shots of beer in a hundred minutes, or 50 minutes. Also called a hundy-hundy

Pete: That ton was all good but i was drinking burboun and coke too and i went chuckedy-wuckedy.

See ton, beerfest, beer

6.

"the ton" A speed of 100mph.

John nearly did the ton on the way to work.

See speeding, racing, driving, 100

7.

a unit of weight for fat people

Why do you need a partner? You weigh like, more than 3 tons!

See heavy, fat, obese, portly, ton


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