Ton Tart Edit Meaning

1. Using Sunny-D instead of real orange juice to make a screwdriver. We ran out of mixers last night so Jim and I drank redneck screwdrive..

1. The act of taking a dump John will be back shortly, he had to go Burn a Mule..

1. A portmanteau of dilettante and retard. Those *lovely* men and women who flit from one job to the next, never really doing a single one ..