What is Tondue?
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The act of sticking ones arm up a man's ass and wearing his penis as a sock puppet from the inside using the index and middle fingers.
I hooked up with Vince last night and had a wonderful tondue session. He taught me how to make his dick do the Soulja Boy dance.
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Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day.
Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-..