Toned

What is Toned?


1.

Visible definition in muscles as a direct result of having low body fat and reasonably well formed and built muscles. Similar to being 'ripped' only not to such an extent.

Dude check out Jess. She got so toned from going to the gym.

I need to lose some fat and get more toned, like NBA players.

Aerobics gets you toned.

See buff, tone, toned, toning, skinny, basketball player, Funployee

2.

when one has smoked too much tea, they become toned instead of toned

man this earl gray is so good....i'm soooo toned

See toner, trunk, stoned, stoner

3.

To be: made love to, fucked, or screwed. This pertains to the literal sense as well as the proverbial sense.

Oh man...I was really drunk last night and these two guys double-toned me.

Dude, I got toned by the physics exam today.

See fucked, toned, screwed, messed up

4.

The physical and emotional state of mind of being both tired and stoned

Jack: Dude, you look like you need to go to sleep.

Sam: Ya, I'm so toned

See stoned, tired, passed out, drugs, weed


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