What is Toner?
1.
A nickname for a canadian drunk who comes down to Lakewood every year and gets hammered out of his gourd. Known to wet himself on numerous occasions. Might be seen with a smoke in one hand and a beer in another. Will eat or drink crazy things for bets. Will fester in own juices. Beware
Example # 1:
PasserBy # 1 - Hey isn't that Toner passed out by the wall?
PasserBy # 2 - What's that wet stain he's lyin' in?
Example # 2:
TIRED GUY: Who the fuck is that yelling over there, it's 6 am?
GIRLFRIEND: Fuckin' Toner!!!!!!
2.
Toner is another definition of a handgun. More commonly used for a nine millimeter. Often used by three six mafia.
Put my toner to his head said nigga this is a robber please pass the bread.
3.
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She must be cold because she has quite some toners there.
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4.
the toner is an alcoholic beverage made from spiced rum (preferably Captain Morgan's) and orange crush - it is not for the feint of heart or those with taste buds
Bartender - Toners all around!
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5.
to-ner (noun): an erect
You can just see those girls' toners through their thin shirts.
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6.
orange soda & grenadine
Man what a day, I need a Toner!
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7.
meaning to be a super cool freak or rock and roll superstar
That kid is so toner!