Toner

What is Toner?


1.

A nickname for a canadian drunk who comes down to Lakewood every year and gets hammered out of his gourd. Known to wet himself on numerous occasions. Might be seen with a smoke in one hand and a beer in another. Will eat or drink crazy things for bets. Will fester in own juices. Beware

Example # 1:

PasserBy # 1 - Hey isn't that Toner passed out by the wall?

PasserBy # 2 - What's that wet stain he's lyin' in?

Example # 2:

TIRED GUY: Who the fuck is that yelling over there, it's 6 am?

GIRLFRIEND: Fuckin' Toner!!!!!!

2.

Toner is another definition of a handgun. More commonly used for a nine millimeter. Often used by three six mafia.

Put my toner to his head said nigga this is a robber please pass the bread.

3.

a nipple that is erect, poking through the shirt

She must be cold because she has quite some toners there.

See nipplage, nipple, breast, knockers

4.

the toner is an alcoholic beverage made from spiced rum (preferably Captain Morgan's) and orange crush - it is not for the feint of heart or those with taste buds

Bartender - Toners all around!

See booze, rum, drinks, drunk

5.

to-ner (noun): an erect nipple. This usually occurs when it is cold. The word's origin lies in the ingenious combination of the words tit and boner, giving us toner.

You can just see those girls' toners through their thin shirts.

See breasts, funbags, knockers, jugs

6.

orange soda & grenadine

Man what a day, I need a Toner!

See drink

7.

meaning to be a super cool freak or rock and roll superstar

That kid is so toner!


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