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when your about to bang a girl and the guy zips his pants down and blows his load
I got a zipper poper on your mom last night.
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1.To stay home on a friday night and eat a gallon of ice
cream by oneself, while simultaneously crying and watching romantic comedies...
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People who get in their parked car and then sit in it for a long time before leaving.
“Sorry I’m late. I found a space but I had to wa..