Toney Pompano

What is Toney Pompano?


1.

Someone who appears totally normal until they go in for a kiss. Then their mouth becomes strange and down-turned, their chin becomes wrinkly and their puckered lips don't quite touch but instead just awkwardly expose their teeth.

karen: How was your date with Chevaps last night?

Lindsay: Oh man, it was good until he went in for a kiss and turned all Toney Pompano on me.

Karen: OOOOOOHHHHH DEAAAAAARRRRR... let's get you to sanitation services immediately.

See toney, kiss, ew, lips


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