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When your ex-girlfriend wakes you up in the morning dressed as a ninja, afterwards she steals your morning paper. Actually no one knows ..
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When a guy poison, stabs, shoots a girl, ties her up in a burlap sack, throws her in a river and if she survives, he jizzes in her ear. ..
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Someone so un-attractive that no matter what they do, there will always be ugly
Girl: Did you see that new shirt Pete bought?
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