What is Tongan?
1.
The people who originate from the Kingdom of
Tongans are gigantic, and all have a natural ability to play sports. there are two types of tongan bodies. the big (fat) ones, who tend to be naturally strong, and the big (muscular) ones who are the dominant athletes of whatever group they are in until they decide to stop playing. TOngans are powerhouses in Rugby and Football.
Tongans are very nice, hospitable, and religious people. But when you make them mad they'll beat you to a pulp no matter who you are, or how strong you think you are.
TONGANS ARE NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SAMOANS
Neighbor: Oh hey Sione!
Tongan Guy: Malo fred!
Neighbor: I heard your son won the MVP award today.
Tongan Guy: ah yess, he did. I fink it was for, *click sound* ahhh....fuut boll
Neighbor: haha, he is quite the athlete I hear. By the way, that is some good smelling food you are cooking.
Tongan Guy: haha, me and my family love to eat.
Neighbor: yeah, you samoans eat quite a bit!
Tongan Guy: ....
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2.
big polynesian dudes, that will take over at your party and take your keg.
- every time I see a keg at Shorview park , I know someones party was crashed and their keg was taken.
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3.
People of Polynesian descent, from the Kingdom of Tonga. To distinguish a Tongan from any other polynesian group, just say "malo e lelei", if they answer back with "malo", or "malo e lelei", then they are Tongan.
Boy#1:Hey man, where you from?
Boy#2:I'm from The Island of Tonga.
Boy#1:Oh! So you are a Tongan?
Boy#2:Yup. Pretty much.
Boy#1:Malo e lelei!
Boy#1:Io, Malo.
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4.
Tongans are huge motherfuckers from
Tongans are good at Rugby like most other polynesians.
Tongan Friend: Bro, you fucked up dat dude bad.
Tongan Boy: Yeh bro, he told me to get fucked so I fucked up his face.
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5.
Humble,happy,funny people!!
Brown or tan coloured.
James cook named the island Tonga the friendly islands!!
Coz u noe how we do!!
We da best!!
HORSIE BAYBEY!!
Koe ha? Feinga mai!!
No 1 baby heheheh
KAI HOOSI BAYBAY!
I'ma TONGAN AND I ROK!!
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6.
big balky ployneans. fears nothing. gangstered out but go with god stonglly.
if you llike living dont mess with tongans
7.
cool ass polynesians that come from the island of Tonga, a sister island to Samoa. only in certain areas do samoans and tongans bump heads, but for the most part they are the two most similar cultures in Polynesia. both islands dominate over the others in polynesia, are super huge, best at football n rugby, and love to drink kava while listening to Lucky Dube!...tongans n samoans are like JayZ n Naz...only beef because theyre both the best...
Tongans r badazz rugby players like Jona Lomu
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