What is Tongs?
1.
Verb 1. Derived from the discovery of pimps smoking spliffs etc using tongs so as not to contaminate them with finger prints. A way of smoking.
Verb 2. To smoke anything other than a cigarette.
Tongsed
Adj 1. When one is intoxicated by any substance.
Tongsin'
Verb 1. Smoking/drinking.
Adj 2. Someone acting in an irregular manner. Crazy, off the wall.
Adj 3. Something trippy or incredible. You approve of it.
"Ah bruv come let's tongs."
"Ah I'm proper tongsed as well"
"Oi bruv is we tongsin' tonight?"
"Jokes! Dis bre's tongsin'!"
"AAAH DAS TONGSIN'!"
"Tongs it bruv!"
2.
The Tongs are the other major Chinese crime empire alongside the Triads, almost in the same way that Italy has the Mafia and the Camorra. Employ Asian street gangs to do the grunt work in Chinatowns across the US.
The Tongs will kill you ten times before you hit the ground.
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3.
large pipe wrench like devices used in the oil drilling industry to attach/dettach pipe and various other pecies.
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fuckstick for details
