What is Toni Ashford?
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Toni Ashford has been worshiped in Burcania for hundreds of years. The Goddess of war, fire, preditory animals, and a patron of hunters. Rituals worshiping this goddess often involve the sacrifice of sheep. moldy sheep. but only if they don't belong to your neighbor.
"Ahh! the war is going well. Praise be to Toni"
"damn fire won't start!" "did you sacrifice a sheep to Toni?" "Err..no. i'll go do that now."
"May Toni guide the easgle's spirit"
"Toni sent a jaguar to the village last night. Took two sheep."
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