Toni Newton

What is Toni Newton?


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a particularly haggard-looking woman who is unaware of her unfortunate dilemma; especially one who has smomked and drank her way to that state prematurely. An aged barfly.

Dude, look at that old chick with the big hair and Marlboro. She's a toni newton.


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