Tonkey

What is Tonkey?


1.

A Scouse (Liverpool, England)slang word for condom, first made popular in the early 1970s. Probably introduced via sailors (Lpool being a port) and tangentially related to the word: honkey-tonk. You can look up that one yourself.

"Eh, Steve Quinn has robbed a tonkey off 'is brother and thinks ee's dead 'ard."

2.

noun; slang word for the female vagina.

Jay lil crack richie: "damn, my tonkey got really merked last night."

Looo rida dicrec: "it's TONKEY TIMEEEEE!!!"

Julianna Kahjeffers: "I just had the freshest tonkey shave...feel it."

Nicole TwanDuffy: "I need a new vibrator for my tonkey."

Cara Wankaripoli: "Where's the tonkey?"

Pop princess mel moritz: "What's a tonkey?"

Ashley Beastbowas: "My fucking tonkey is a muthafuckin BEAST."

See vagina, female, love, merked, slang

3.

a fat pastey white boy who wears shirts to tight and has an afro-puff OR goes by the name of will Jackson.use he is a stupid faggot...

Me: Hey look its tonkey!

Nique: Lets throw sticks at him!

Kyle: no fuck that damnit lets throw rocks!

Nique and me: Ok!


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