What is Tons?
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Describing something in a large amount.
i love you tons baby.
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A FAT ASS such a large piece of shit that cant fit through dorways
RYAN PACIFIC. man tons go kill your self
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The infinite quantity of love one can have and/or express for another.
"I thought you said you couldn't measure love.".."You can in tons.".."BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!"
"Fucking hell Dane, I love you tons!"
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Slang for Indian(not Native American) due to their dark skin and spicy foods.
This dinner party sure was boring until that Spice Nigger..
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A slot-machine reference. When three cherries appear (on an old-school one-armed bandit), ringing noises ensue = jackpot.
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