Tonsillitis

What is Tonsillitis?


1.

fucking painful inflamation of your tonsils

makes you feel like your throat is giving birth every time you eat something

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHH TONSILLITIS

See pain, death, fml, :(

2.

1. A Medical condition, where the Tonsil (Which are at the back of your mouth) are imflamed and they hurt like hell.

2. A stupid fucking excuse that girls use when you ask to kiss them.

1. Fucking hell my tonsils hurt! Sarah Give me a blowjob!

2.

Joe: Hey Sarah, wanna go make out?

Sarah: Sorry I have Tonsillitis.

Joe: Hey Jade, wanna go make out?

Jade: Sorry I have tonsillitis.

*2 hours later*

*Joe Sees those girls kissing other guys*

Joe: Fuck I'm crap.


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