What is Tony Lustek?
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an average guy who lifts weights 5 days a week. Has Muscles. but will never get laid......EVER!!!!
Tony Lustek went camping on memorial day and limped his way over to the beach when he used a crummy pick up line on a girl who actually happened to start talking to him for a couple of hours and he kissed her and "grabbed her tit"
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When you smell so bad, it smells like the area between your balls and your thigh, but all over your body.
Oh my god, that homeless guy ..
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STFU backwards, used to put the annoyance into such confusion that s/he automatically ceases talking for a moment to process what you ju..
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the ability to wetten the lips and thighten the gap when desireable
she's got some goooooood gap control..
