What is Tony Lustek?
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an average guy who lifts weights 5 days a week. Has Muscles. but will never get laid......EVER!!!!
Tony Lustek went camping on memorial day and limped his way over to the beach when he used a crummy pick up line on a girl who actually happened to start talking to him for a couple of hours and he kissed her and "grabbed her tit"
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