What is Too Big To Fail?
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A turd, that by itself, is large enough to clog the toilet without the use of paper, possibly needing to be broken up with plunger etc.
"I took a mean dump this morning. I had to poke at it with a plunger until it went down. That shit was just too big to fail"
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A significant other who gets ahold of your cell phone to check your text messages. Usually causing a fight after seeing who has been tex..