What is Too Broke To Drink Too Drunk To Work?

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A state of being when one is too hungoverto go to work, but is too broketo have being able to afford alcoholin the first place.

1. Rob: Is Tom coming in today? He is 3 hours late.

James: No, he called in. He is hungover.

Rob: I thought he was broke

James: He is! Maybe he sold his plasma TV for a 5th.

Rob: Too Broke to Drink Too drunk to work! Damn.

2. Jerry: Hey Tom, wanna get crunktonight?

Tom: Hell yeah! I'll go turn in my pop bottles and forget my electric bill until next week! I've been dying to burn those candles!

See drunk, wasted, work, crunk, broke, hungover, alcohol, alkohol
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