Too Drunk To Mario

What is Too Drunk To Mario?

adjective

so drunk that one is unable to grasp the concept of playing Mario, specifically Super Mario Galaxy, created for ages 6+.

a: man, last night was so shit faced.

b: yeah, dude. i was so sloppy that i was too drunk to mario.

a: wow, that's pretty bad. no wonder it took you all day to recover.

See drunk, mario, video game, wii, shit faced, shwasted, party, stoned

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