Too Drunk To Mario

What is Too Drunk To Mario?


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adjective

so drunk that one is unable to grasp the concept of playing Mario, specifically Super Mario Galaxy, created for ages 6+.

a: man, last night was so shit faced.

b: yeah, dude. i was so sloppy that i was too drunk to mario.

a: wow, that's pretty bad. no wonder it took you all day to recover.

See drunk, mario, video game, wii, shit faced, shwasted, party, stoned


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