What is Toob?
1.
cross between sombody who is both a tool and a noob, a huge insult that nobody has ever thought of yet... until now! Similar to a gulible fool who looks up the word gullible in the dictionary after being told it isn't there.
only a true toob would ever bother to look up the word toob on slangdefine
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2.
The new word for the internet, interwebs, and web in general. We check everything on the Toob.
What's on the Toob?
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3.
noun. the name for a large inner tube that is used to float down a river or in a lake, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler
verb. to float down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler
toobing- adj. the act of floating down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler
I think I left my toob in the truck.
Anyone wanna toob this weekend?
The Guadalupe River is too low for toobing this year.
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4.
an intentional misspelling of TUBE
gayzelle's shirt says TOOB
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5.
1. The male penis. 2. The television.
"Sally laid a hummer on my toob the other night while I was watching the toob."
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noun. the name for a large inner tube that is used to float down a river or in a lake, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler
verb. to float down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler
toobing- adj. the act of floating down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler
I think I left my toob in the truck.
Anyone wanna toob this weekend?
The Guadalupe River is too low for toobing this year.
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7.
A penis,
He had a 7' penis, in other words, a 7 inch toob.
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