Toob

What is Toob?


1.

cross between sombody who is both a tool and a noob, a huge insult that nobody has ever thought of yet... until now! Similar to a gulible fool who looks up the word gullible in the dictionary after being told it isn't there.

only a true toob would ever bother to look up the word toob on slangdefine

See tool, noob, sonned, pwnd, leet, gulible

2.

The new word for the internet, interwebs, and web in general. We check everything on the Toob.

What's on the Toob?

See internet, toob, toobs, web, net

3.

noun. the name for a large inner tube that is used to float down a river or in a lake, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

verb. to float down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

toobing- adj. the act of floating down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

I think I left my toob in the truck.

Anyone wanna toob this weekend?

The Guadalupe River is too low for toobing this year.

See toob, tubing, floating, river, tube, inner tube, float

4.

an intentional misspelling of TUBE

gayzelle's shirt says TOOB

See toob, not, tube, nor, noob

5.

1. The male penis. 2. The television.

"Sally laid a hummer on my toob the other night while I was watching the toob."

6.

noun. the name for a large inner tube that is used to float down a river or in a lake, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

verb. to float down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

toobing- adj. the act of floating down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

I think I left my toob in the truck.

Anyone wanna toob this weekend?

The Guadalupe River is too low for toobing this year.

See toob, tubing, floating, river, tube, inner tube, float

7.

A penis, schlong, anything relating to a male's... organ.

He had a 7' penis, in other words, a 7 inch toob.

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