Tood

What is Tood?


1.

The Standard Tood is the rapid up-and-down movement of the index and middle fingers, while folding the other fingers in as if making a fist. A tood can be used to express many things, such as welcome, celebration, acknowledgment, pwnage, or a goodbye. Tood was derived from toodle-oo (or TooDaLou), and the world has never been the same since its creation.

Many variants of the tood exist. Destructive Tood is the violent tooding of nearby objects so as to cause maximum damage and mess. Jewlia Tood is like a Standard Tood but with the two fingers separated into a V. Inappropriate Tood is like a Standard Tood but only moving the index finger down, thus giving any recipient the bird.

DGlov: Dude, you just owned, bitch!

Teek: Tood to that, brotha. (Teek toods)

DGlov: Ey, Teek's here! (DGlov toods)

DGlov: Ey, Teek, you want a pizza?

Teek: Fo sho! (Teek toods)

See teek, mernel, pwnage, stuka, eh steve

2.

- The feeling between waking and dreaming.

- The tood is grammatically used as a PLACE eg,

"Last night i had no worries and was jus feelin good for no reasen; man i was in the tood"

- A place in time where one feels good and forgets all other worries. Much like enlightenment except without the understanding; it is a more simple form of pure satisfaction and happiness.

- Reachin " the tood™ " can be done in many different ways, sometimes through just having everything just right in your life at a given point, sometimes using recreational substances, sometimes when listening to a really good song or music it is different for every person.

" i woke up this morning and the sunshine hurt my eyes " - an example of been in the tood.

"sometimes in life u feel the fight is over" - as above

" everybody lets put your hands together and be in the tood tnite"

3.

A term of respect and admiration, usually reserved for dignitaries and those of royal or otherwise admirable character.

Question: Yo man, did you hear about our new president?

Answer: Yeah brotha, that Obama is one heck of a tood!

See great, friendly, helpful, wise, successful

4.

a person who is a noob, usually at software progamming but sometimes also just in general

hey tood, heard u cant code

See tood, noob, bad, software, programming


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