Tookered Edit Meaning

1. To masterbate. Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain. See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..

1. A "vacation" that isn't really a vacation. You have no choice. You work the whole time but when you get back to your job,..

1. When someone attatchs weights to their nuts in order to stretch them out. I would like my nuts to touch my ass so I use weights for a n..