Tool Bag Edit Meaning

1.

a loser jerk off that thinks they are cooler than they actually are. they think they are the focus of everyone's attention or are better than everyone when in fact they are not. they try too hard, get smuts with diseases, have diseases, and are used like tools

the entire frat of pi lam at Widener University in Chester, PA

2.

a complete tool encompassing all aspects of being a tool. the grandaddy of all tools. this person is a tool in any situation.

skyler and brad never missed an opportunity to be tools. at home, at the mall, at the park, and with all groups of friends. they are complete tool bags.

3.

One who tries to be a hard ass, but everyone else thinks is an idiot because of what he does.

"a guy that parks his not that sweet of a car on the towns main street car wash and hand washes or shammies it with his shirt off, bumping his stereo system."

"Hey look at that guy washing his car with his shirt off, haha what a tool bag."

See idiot, douche bag, hardass, tool

4.

A person who is considered a Tool by 3 or more people and it is a general concensus that he, is in fact; an asshole.

Shaun:"Erick is such an idiot.."

Ryan:"Yeah I always wanna tell him to get lost in english.."

Justin::"umm ok, he sucks"

Zack"He's a fucking toolbag!"

5.

Someone who is more than simply a tool. So much of a tool in fact, that since there is not a more tool-ish word than tool, they can only be described as a "tool bag," logically. One who has the tool quality of so many tools, that a mechanic's collection of tools does not contain as many tools as would equal the level of tooldom that a "tool bag" contains. Therefore, their tool level is higher than tool and moves up to "tool bag."

A group of sophmores is a bunch a tools ::AS TO:: A single freshman is a tool bag.

Good Charlotte are tools ::AS TO:: Ryan Seacrest is a tool bag.

See tool, douche, douche bag, herb, loser

6.

Someone who thinks of themselves as a higher and more important being.

Dude, that guy Dan Emmons is such a tool bag. He talks shit about everyone even though he's a failure at life

See dan, emmons, asshole, tool, jock

7.

The defintion of someone who is worse than a tool. Used to show great toolness; the tool that holds tools. Use with great brevity as to not dilute the meaning.

"Did he just say neon lit doorhandles are awesome? What a tool bag"

See tool, ricer, lamer, poser, hipster, scenester