What is Tool Belt?
1.
n. a stupid, vapid, or unpleasent person. A general expansion of insult
Anyone who makes up incoherent urban dictionary definitions based on friends names and other worthless garbage is a tool belt.
2.
A string of two or more guys following around an attractive female, hoping that their overly eager attitude will get them laid.
The tool belt is usually used by her to make her seem more attractive, as ploy to impress the guy she is actually interested in.
"So I see Erica brought five dudes to the party. I'm sorry man."
"Ah, don't worry about it, she just brought her tool belt to try and make me jealous!"
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3.
Someone who isn't a bad person himself, but isn't invited to any gathering because he always brings complete tools along with him.
"Did you tell Aaron about the BBQ?"
"Naw, I would but he's a bit of a tool belt. He always brings that James guy along who is a big, fat fun-liability."
"Oh God, you mean that suburbanite with the barbed wire tattoo who pissed on your curtains while yelling something about 'thug life'?"
"That's the one."
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4.
strap on dildo, sex toy.
that is a very nice strap on you have there
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5.
A catagory of person, usually enjoying industrial music. In some circles refers only to the female of the species, alternately called "Toolbelt Chicks"
Dude, I'm a toolbelt magnet!
