Tool Commandments

What is Tool Commandments?


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The beliefs of Toolism.

I- Females are the master sex.

II- Blind-loyalty to all females.

III- Offerings must be made to females lately.

IV- Study guides WILL be given during all tests or quizzes to females.

V- iPhone will given to females at least 3 hours daily.

VI- All who disagree will be called ridiculous/immature and be punished.

VII- All who rebel will be expelled from the Tool Shed.

VIII- nonbelievers must be converted and a female friend will be rewarded for

one hour minimum.

IX- You shall not cover your neighbor's tool.

X- You shall not use the name of the lord your owner in vain.

All people who follow these commandments will be awarded the golden screwdriver of

the year award.

If I follow the Tool Commandments girls may like me and be my friend.

See tool, rules, screwdriver, females


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