Tool Time

What is Tool Time?


1.

1. one who appears to be hard and too cool for the rest when in reality most people in the group hate him.

2. time upon which the tool enters the room

syn: douchebag, outkast

"there's tool time tagging along with sarah again."

"look here's here... it's TT"

See Drainer

2.

When one has an urge to pleasure oneself through the means of manual stimulation i.e. wanking.

"Aw yas, the burd's oot the hoose and ma internet's working again...it's tool time!" "Here, a cannay wait till that film wae the Olsen twins are on tonight - tool time!"

See wanking, hamshank, masturbation, vinegar strokes, dick

3.

A time that occurs when a group of toolies get together for a time of mentally retarded celebration.

Guess what!!! Eet ees tool time with Ash-hole & Megarrhea!!! YAY! YAY!

See yay yay

4.

Slang for smoking cheapo marijuana. Comes from the practice of Mexican construction workers hiding in the tool shed while getting high.

"Hey Pancho man, I need a little tool time, chico!"


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