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The so called "marathon" that takes place when you are so late for a flight that you must run through the airport. Obstacles m..
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Putting your finger in your bum to aid wanking if you have taken a load of oats and it's taking a while!
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Staying in your hotel room all evening, whilst on a sex tourist holiday too Thailand and furiously masturbating then sleeping in your cl..