Toolie Tard Edit Meaning

1. An endurance race requiring a full bottle of NyQuil and one full tank of gas. The winner is judged by the person who drinks the entire b..

1. to be in great need of a shit, often one stage worse than touching cloth. where's the nearest bog, I'm inch cold! See Wallac..

1. A late night summons -- often made via telephone -- to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis. The student's mothe..