What is Toolism?
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someone or somthing that believes that TOOL has the most powerfull and moving music. Also they follow the ways of Maynard James Keenan in believing that "...music isn't all about the lyrics but also about the music itself, otherwise people would be selling out with spoken word tours. The music carries the emotion, the lyrics help define where that emotion is going"-MJK.
He is so obsessed with TOOL, he might as well consider himself part of that TOOLism
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