Toolness

What is Toolness?

The quality of being a tool. A quantifiable measure of just how big a tool someone is.

His toolness was out the roof- especially because he is wearing that ridiculous borat like suit to the gym.

See tool, douche, ass, ignorant, fool

Jangle My Pringles

1. Grab my dick. to jerk off someone. guy: hey, I'll give you ten bucks to jangle my pringles. See jangle, my, pringles, dick, girl..

Achaributyrophobia

1. (noun) Irrational fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. I shit you not. A fun word to use when you feel like skullf..

Bot A Sausage

1. The voluntary insertion of a particular meat product; a sausage into one's backside. Usually performed for pleasure or sometimes to..

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