Tooltardy

What is Tooltardy?


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Incapable of using commonplace tools, such as those found in most households, like a hammer, wrench, and screwdriver.

Unable to identify tools by name, fit a wrench around a pipe, or recognize a Phillips Head screw from its bretheren screws, I headed out to Habitat for Humanity, where tool-slung builders take tooltardy wimps like me and turn them into tool wielding weekend warriors.

See repair, tool, retarded, tooltard, fix


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