Toolwack

What is Toolwack?

(adverb)

Origin: Native Islands of Guava

Tool: doodle

Wack: have a pull

Result: having a pull on your doodle

Smart sounding result: masturbation

I need a jigjig but i can't get one so i'll go have a toolwack and have oodles and oodles of oomphy fun doing it!

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