What is Toon Cougar?
1.
A toon cougar is a guy that lives somewhere up north, usually around the Newcastle area. He is an immense disliker of Sunderland football club but a great admirer and owner of the Ford Cougar. Also referred to as Marc, he has a great sense of humour and is always willing to participate in on-line record breaking attempts, likes his beer too but wishes that the lady in his life had the full Sky Sports package.
Hey I'm all right mate because I'm a Toon Cougar, HAR HAR HAR ! ! !
Random Words:
1.
What a womans vagina looks like right after banging her while she is on the rag.
Sheesh, Kelly had a wicked vampire bat pussy after I f..
1.
a chinese person's eyes
Dude1:"dude, that chick has vagina eyes."
Dude2:"well duh, she's chinese"
Dude1..
