Toon Cougar

What is Toon Cougar?


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A toon cougar is a guy that lives somewhere up north, usually around the Newcastle area. He is an immense disliker of Sunderland football club but a great admirer and owner of the Ford Cougar. Also referred to as Marc, he has a great sense of humour and is always willing to participate in on-line record breaking attempts, likes his beer too but wishes that the lady in his life had the full Sky Sports package.

Hey I'm all right mate because I'm a Toon Cougar, HAR HAR HAR ! ! !


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