Tooner

What is Tooner?


1.

something that kills the conversation because of its randomness or weirdness. Usually said after the awkward comment was used with "that was" before it. Also a certain expression is amde with the face of the person saying tooner by opening his/her eyes as wide as possible and lifting eyebrows. Many times a person doesn't even have to say tooner and will only say "That was" and imply it.

person 1: I'm gona wear my super tight shirt so that everyone will think I'm buff.

person 2:That was tooner/ you are tooner/ That WAS!

See weird, strange, awkward

2.

Martini, plain and simple...preferably with vodka.

I had several tooners before heading over to meet the ol' lady for dinner.

See martini, drink, vodka, gin, booze


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