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(pôrk'nōōd'l) n. A flaccid penis.
I just got my porknoodle caught in my zipper while taking a piss.
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One of those occurences in your life that you know is inspired directly by the consumption of copious amounts of Jägermeister.
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Euphemism for oral sex used by decent men. It is wrong to say "give me head" since the penis already has a head, and what a he..