What is Toose?
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A very old, desert dwelling man. Lives for small children and a power running game. Even though he's male, he has been known to pee sitting down.
Claim to fame: IJPM
Parent #1: Oh shit, there's Toose.
Parent #2: {grabs kids, runs in house, locks doors and windows}
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An old alcholic with affections towards young children.
We decided to move when we found out a Toose was moving into the neighborhood.
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In 2011, Toose Industries becomes the ultimate trendsetter in the merkin market. Opening up his first store in Ferndale, MI, and then Fresno, CA, popular styles include the Gary Coleman Crotch-fro and the Squiggy.
Have you seen Toose lately?
No, but I did hear him call into QVC to order a Snuggy.
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Someone who is a
The word toose is normally associated with the preceding adjective hot; Hot Toose.
"you hot toose!"
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One suave ass antonio bandanas like mother fucker. POlish as can be but a blessin to the thick girls. this man can single handidly take out a field hockey or volley ball team without a problem. also known as marginus pujinowski, or toose baranoose.
Where toose at?
Gettin toosed up.
So lets call that mother fucker.
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