Toot & Scoot

What is Toot & Scoot?


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This is the act of passing gas in public and quickly walking away so you don't get blamed for the offense.

"Hey man- I had burritos for lunch and had to pull a toot & scoot at the grocery store."

See toot, fart, pass gas, wind, flatulence


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