What is Toot Ta Doo?
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The card board cylinder that toilet paper or paper towels come on. Name derived from the inability to resist picking up an empty one and making a Kazoo like "toot ta doo" noise through it.
"Hey can some one bring me some TP? The only thing in here is an empty toot ta doo... and I just took a massive poo!"
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• noun 1 a person, instrument or other item which is frequently fanfarous and therefore liable to let-off a fanfare at any given moment...