What is Tootblan?
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Acronym for Thrown Out On The Basepaths Like A Nincompoop.
Baseball statistic invented for Ryan Theriot of the Chicago Cubs, for his penchant for ill-advised steal attempts and general lack of skill running bases.
Theriot's current TOOTBLAN number is 19.
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When you take a shit, wipe your ass, pull up your pants and 10 minutes later you need to shit again.
Man I had a serious case of reotur..