Tooted Edit Meaning

1. exhausted and constapated at the same time. "i fell asleep on the f*kn toilet cos i was so exhaustepated!!" See exhaustipate..

1. When a man cheats on his wife or girlfriend and buys her a huge diamond ring to make up for it. Matt cheated on Jenny but he gave her a..

1. Slang for jerking off, ambiguous enough so your girl won't figure it out I hit golf balls in the shower this morning. See golf, b..