What is Tooth Fairy?
1.
The Tooth Fairy teaches kids they can sell their body parts for money! Also known as
Tooth Fairy: Hey kids! I'm gonna sneak into your room at night and steal your teeth! And then leave you money! Woo!
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2.
while banging a girl at your buddies house, you pull out just in time to leave your load of jiz under their pillow. the tooth fairy
It looks like the tooth fairy was here again last night honey.
3.
Thats what you call a gay dentist.
Person A: Ow my teeth hurt.
Person B: You should go see the tooth fairy.
Person A: Oh you mean that dentist, ha ha.
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4.
A homosexual vampire
Lestat is a tooth fairy
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5.
One who practices dentistry while under the influence of queer.
Gay Dentist
6.
a bitch who steals your tooth and your money
mom the tooth fairy stole all the money in my piggy bank and took my tooth and left me with a stupid quarter
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7.
A hairy, fat, transvestite, dude, possably in his mid 30's that wears a tutu, crown, and wand. He watches when your children loose their teeth, breaks into your house and goes into your kids room and proforms mandatory bartering with your unconcious children, pays them with either quarters, dollars or by teabagging them. than he "flys" away in his broken down 70's station wagon, to a crummy little apartment possably in NYC or Detroit, where he adds the new teeth to the existing pile on the living room floor, where he proforms some sort of tooth fetish ritual...possably by putting them in his mouth, rubbing his dick on them, shoving them in his ass...or other crevaces, and repetes the cycle over and over again.
Billy: *yawn* who the fuck are you?
Tooth
bitch : *looks as if oncrack * where are th..the teeth?
Billy: *screams* mom! where do we keep the
shotgun ?
Tooth Fairy: keep quiet kid! or your going to get the gas
Billy: *checks him out* you dont have to...u know...pay me in quarters, *takes his clothes off* we can work somthing out.
Tooth pedifile: *whispers to himself* score
*sex noises*
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