Toothbrush

What is Toothbrush?


1.

THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY

MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND

SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY,

INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES

BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS

DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH less.

It's a toothbrush, you hory kid

2.

Some like it hard some like it soft some like it up and down over side to side but either way it ends up going in and out

we tried the new toothbrush last night

3.

a stick (usually plastic) with bristles that you use to clean your teeth with.

"Stop cleaning the toilet with my toothbrush!", said Mr. Bean.

4.

A toothbrush is the thing my friend, Bobert, uses to masturbate with. Especially vibrating toothbrushes.

"omg, I was watching porn and bouncing on my toothbrush at the same time! *bounces*" - Bobert

See Nixie

5.

The act of busting a load inside a females mouth and proceeding to rub your cock in the hot man-oil, finally pushing it on to her teeth creating the "Colgate Effect" on her new pearly whites.

Damn dude, I was with this skank ass hoe and she was giving some good dome, when I decided to finish up with the toothbrush!

See bj, blowjob, head, dome, jizz, cum dumpster, skank

6.

a new masturbation device invented by jenni haynes (best when battery powered)

sticky bristles

7.

Any "thing which must not be spoken of".

Omg..I have salami, but it's a toothbrush.

See PG


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