Toothless Sea Lion

What is Toothless Sea Lion?

A smelly and unkept vagina.

Often envolving douche and such objects

I don't think I'll be seeing her again, Cilla. She had a fanny like a toothless sea lion.

See douche, vagina, minge, toothless, sea, lion

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