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an (n.) that is very old indeed. Often used for exaggerations.
You're as old as the hills.
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a plan made up to do something rebellious that falls through every time; a plan that is so horrible that its obvious from the start that..
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Whacko stalker who scours the internet looking for unsuspecting victims to believe his sob stories and comfort him in his "time of ..